He says he's a time traveler. Time travelers are cool.

[mercy_angel_09]

I read this and I couldn't stop myself from giggling a bit.

Especially when I read this bit:

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening.

*Emphasis mine

I just...I laughed and then read it aloud to my husband, who looked at me and went, "Well, good to know that The Doctor is branching out in his aliases."