You Live in Washington...

This was originally an email that my uncle sent me.  I don't know if it's actually Jeff Foxworthy or not, but it certainly rings true.  And being the schlub that I am, I have to share it with my friends.  ^^

• If someone in a Home Depot store offers you assistance and they don't work there, you live in Washington.
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• If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you live in Washington.
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• If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed the wrong number, you live in Washington .
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• If you measure distance in hours, you live in Washington .
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• If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you live in Washington.
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• If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C' and back again in the same day, you live in Washington.
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• If you install security lights on your house and garage but leave both doors unlocked, you live in Washington.
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• If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching, you live in Central, Southern or Eastern Washington.
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• If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over 8 layers of clothes, you live in Washington .
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• If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph -- you're going 80, and everyone is still passing you, you live in Washington .
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• If driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow and ice, you live in Washington .
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• If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, you live in Washington .

I have personally been an example (or seen an example) of several of these.  XD