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I love [livejournal.com profile] travellyr and [livejournal.com profile] chaosblue . I do. They are like my sisters, and as such, gift me with precious gems of knowledge and wisdom, and, when appropriate, off the wall humor.

I started off the chat, tranquilly enough, by commenting on the Inuyasha fanfic that Trav had pawned off on me. This was after I told her that I had just over 150 chapters of the Inuyasha manga left to read. Anyway, so we were discussing the fic when things took a turn for the ugly.  And funny.  And highly memorable.

me: So, I'm up to chapter twenty nine in "House of the Moon" and I'm halfway inclined to give it the subtitle, "Kagome's Fascination with Pretty Hair."

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : XD
it's accurate.

me: I know, which is why it makes me laugh every time the phrase "pretty hair" comes up.
Because, hot damn if the author doesn't have sort of hair fetish.

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : hot damn if I don't have a hair fetish.
this IS Sesshoumaru's hair.

me: Of course, given Fluffy-sama's hair, it's understandable. If he were real I think I would die of jealousy.

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : I wouldn't. I'd just have to bite my thumbs to keep myself from sinking my hands in his hair.

me: XD Well, there's that too.
BTW, the scene where she arrives at his house and he greets her half naked?
Priceless.
Hell, the FANART for that particular scene is priceless.

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : HA, YES
the politics makes me feel all RARFIERCE and sad, because it's the same old shit, really... but yeah.
Poor girl's very understandably distracted.

And then it did this.

me: I know, I felt bad reading it too.
XD I know. <D
:D
Well, I think I just figured out how to make an ice cream come emoticon.

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : ...
I really hope that's a typo. XD

me: <D
Ice cream cone!
Wheee! I think I might just have a fever.
Because I think a fever can explain why making <D when meaning to do :D is hilarious.

Which then morphed into THIS:

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : well, yes, it can, but then how do you explain me and some internet cronies finding "asshat" and "buttcone" for <3 equally hilarious?

me: I do feel a little warm, but I've also been wrapped in fleece and a quilt all afternoon because when I stand I feel like I want to fall down. And puke.
XD
Well, you have a point there. XD
And now my husband thinks that I have fully lost it.
Because I'm sitting on the couch giggling like a crazy person.
"I mean," she continued, voice gaining a slightly shrill edge, "Inuyasha would go to the therapist, and he'd say, 'my brother hates me and tries to kill me,' and the therapist would say, 'why do you think he does that?' and then Inuyasha would say, 'because he envies my sword -'"
It practically begs to be Rule 34'd.

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : oh man, if you think giggling like a crazy person NOW....

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : .......well, I WAS going to say something kind of insecure and awkward, but Meg killed it dead by typo. XD

Megan: Well, I think I just figured out how to make an ice cream come emoticon.

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : ...
I really hope that's a typo. XD

Megan: <D
Ice cream cone!

[livejournal.com profile] chaosblue : LOL
<D~~~~~~~~~
PEW PEW PEW

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : ::dying here:: XD
....I do not think PEW PEW PEW with that emoticon will ever be unfunny.

me: I have just keeled over, laughing so hard my ribs are aching, and I'm CRYING.
I have tears, streaming down my face.
I am so delirious now, it really shouldn't be funny. But damn if it is.
I think I need to meditate now.
And yes, "ice cream cone" was a typo.
Shit.
"ice cream come" how is it that when I want to type it wrong I can't, and I end up typing it correctly?

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : I dunno, but it works that way for me too a lot.

me: DAMMIT! I can't get the ice cream come out of my head, and now my thoughts have drifted back to the whole "sperm cookbook" think you sent me a month or so ago.

[livejournal.com profile] travellyr : XD
that was also courtesy of the internets-at-large, though not, I think, from Char.
but I can't be sure.

me: Yeah, but still. It really makes we wonder if there's a recipe in there for sperm ice cream.
This whole conversation has become painfully ridiculous, and how.
X3

This was not the intention of this chat. We were supposed to exchange random thoughts on this fanfic. Not go off on a whole tangent about sperm flavored ice cream. And yes, I will be reduced to giggles like a MIDDLE SCHOOLER every time I think about it from here to the day I die. Seriously. I think someone needs to make sure that <D~~~~~~ PEW PEW PEW somehow ends up on my grave stone.

I did however, correctly surmise that this whole thing would end up here on LJ, and wouldn't you know it, Trav beat me to it.

Date: 2009-01-15 04:19 pm (UTC)
ext_177486: (tentacles go WHERE?!)
From: [identity profile] travellyr.livejournal.com
IRON CHEF!

Date: 2009-01-15 06:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] mercy-angel-09.livejournal.com
And the secret ingredient is...

SPERM!!!

Allez cuisine!

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