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Make a list of 12 fictional characters, then answer the questions below according to the number beside that name.
1. Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)
2. Robin (With Hunter Robin)
3. Alucard (Hellsing)
4. Seras (Hellsing)
5. Zelos (Tales of Symphonia)
6. Sheena (Tales of Symphonia)
7. Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)
8. Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
9. Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
10. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
11. Richard Castle (Castle)
12. Kate Beckett (Castle
There, a nice even mix of guys and girls (I'm counting Fluffy-sama as a girl, because ZOMG teh hair). But there'll be slash anyway - Rule 34 demands it.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Sheena/Castle) fic? Do you want to?
XD I'm imagining the conversation right now, and it probably sounds a lot like a Shenna/Zelos or Castle/Beckett conversation. ^^ Now *there* a crack-crossover pairing I'd NEVER even thought of until now. It does not exist, and in the name of all that is good in the universe, it NEVER WILL.
Do you think that Four (Seras) is hot? How hot?
Holy hell, yes Seras is hot. Have you seen her rack? Okay, I'm straight by all definitions, but it doesn't mean that I'm blind to a nice rack. And if there's one thing that Seras has in spades, it her EPIC BOOBAGE. She's kind of cute in that, "I totally have no idea what I'm doing as a Draculina, but la la la la I'm gonna go though it anyway!"
What would happen if Twelve (Beckett) got Eight (Haruhi) pregnant?
Okay, totally not possible seeing as they're both women...so I guess it'd have to be some weird fem-slash crossover fic with a pregnancy fetish. Ew...I think I just grossed myself out a little.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Inuyasha)?
Oh my GOD YES. A few which I've written, and then those jewels that my friends have found and rec'ed. So let's see, Transcending a Dynasty, Facets of a Living Jewel, and there's this one where Hojo goes down the well...I can't remember what the hell it's called but it's frickin' hilarious.
Would Two (Robin) and Six (Sheena) make a good couple?
OH MY GOD IT'S THE CRACKED OUT NUN/NINJA PAIRING. Rule 34 wins the day!
Five/Nine (Zelos/Inuyasha) or Five/Ten (Zelos/Sesshoumaru)? Why?
XD They're both total hair whore pairings. (Trav, I do believe they're right up your alley!)
What would happen if Seven (Tamaki) walked in on Two (Robin) and Twelve (Beckett) having sex?
He'd probably have an epic nosebleed and then run from the room and pretend he never saw anything and be in denial about it until the day he died.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Alucard/Sesshomaru) fic.
Oh my GOD. Well, you have the immortal vampire vs. the immortal great demon, which means there's a lot of posturing and a lot of, "I know you're cool but I'm going to ignore how cool you are because I don't care, and I don't care that you don't care that I know that you know that I know..."
And then surprize butt secks. But I'm not sure who's seme and who's uke. Maybe they switch it up?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Amon/Haruhi) fluff?
I don't know if anyone's cracked out enough for a WHR/OHSHC crossover. I know I'M not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Tamaki/Beckett) hurt/comfort fic.
Um...Cuffs of Love. idk, the Castle/Ouran verses should never cross. Ever.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Seras) to deflower One (Amon)?
Vampires of lust and a seriously misplaced witch hunter. Oh, the horror. And hilarity, I'm sure. Because knowing Seras, she'd be horribly self-conscious the ENTIRE TIME.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Tamaki) slash?
I've read Tamaki slash. XD And I'm sure some of the others on f-list have wandered into that realm as well.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Castle)?
Er...not that I know of. But I could also be wrong.
Would someone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Robin/Seras/Zelos)?
That depends on if anyone on my f-list also follows WHR, Hellsing AND ToS. The witch/vampire pairing I can see, but tossing Zelos into the mix? Pffffft. Yeah, I don't think it'll ever happen.
What might Ten (Sesshomaru) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Behold the power of this Sesshoumaru!" XDDDD
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Haruhi), which song would you choose?
The same song I used for the AMV about her, "I'll Try" by Jonatha Brooke. Basically about her trying to see the world from Tamaki's point of view.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic (Amon/Sheena/Beckett), what would the warnings be?
Contains supernatural, ninja and bondage action. HA.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Robin) to use on Ten (Sesshoumaru)?
"Go out with me or I'll torch you." XDDD
When was the last time that you read a fic about Five (Zelos)?
I honestly can't remember the last time I went cruising for ToS fic. I should check AFF though, and see if I can find some smut.
If Three (Alucard) and Seven (Tamaki) get together who tops?
OHMYGOD Alucard is totally on top, because Tamaki is too much of a wimp to establish dominance.
Would Eleven (Castle) sleep with Nine (Inuyasha)? Drunk or Sober?
NO BECAUSE CASTLE WOULD KILL HIMSELF FIRST, OR TOSS INUYASHA INTO THE STREET.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one night-stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve. One then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Amon and Inuyahsa are in a happy relationship until Inuyasha suddenly runs off with Seras. Amon, broken-hearted, has a hot one night-stand with Castle and a brief unhappy affair with Beckett. Amon then follows the wise advice of Zelos and finds true love with Alucard."
XDDDDDD
Title: Of Witches, Vampires and Other Things that Go Bump in the Night
Three People who would read it: Stephanie, the queen of finding the "WTF" of the interwebz, particularly cracked out yaoi pairings. Irk and Char, because Steph would have to share the WTF-etude and then ruthlessly mock it.
One Person Who'd Write it: I don't know. I kind of want to take a crack at it. I think it'd be great pr0n.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Tamaki/Haruhi) was canon?
I do believe that they are now officially cannon. Which I LOVES SO MUCH ZOMG SO CUTE.
bandnerd88 Make a list of 12 fictional characters, then answer the questions below according to the number beside that name.
1. Amon (Witch Hunter Robin)
2. Robin (With Hunter Robin)
3. Alucard (Hellsing)
4. Seras (Hellsing)
5. Zelos (Tales of Symphonia)
6. Sheena (Tales of Symphonia)
7. Tamaki (Ouran High School Host Club)
8. Haruhi (Ouran High School Host Club)
9. Inuyasha (Inuyasha)
10. Sesshoumaru (Inuyasha)
11. Richard Castle (Castle)
12. Kate Beckett (Castle
There, a nice even mix of guys and girls (I'm counting Fluffy-sama as a girl, because ZOMG teh hair). But there'll be slash anyway - Rule 34 demands it.
Have you ever read a Six/Eleven (Sheena/Castle) fic? Do you want to?
XD I'm imagining the conversation right now, and it probably sounds a lot like a Shenna/Zelos or Castle/Beckett conversation. ^^ Now *there* a crack-crossover pairing I'd NEVER even thought of until now. It does not exist, and in the name of all that is good in the universe, it NEVER WILL.
Do you think that Four (Seras) is hot? How hot?
Holy hell, yes Seras is hot. Have you seen her rack? Okay, I'm straight by all definitions, but it doesn't mean that I'm blind to a nice rack. And if there's one thing that Seras has in spades, it her EPIC BOOBAGE. She's kind of cute in that, "I totally have no idea what I'm doing as a Draculina, but la la la la I'm gonna go though it anyway!"
What would happen if Twelve (Beckett) got Eight (Haruhi) pregnant?
Okay, totally not possible seeing as they're both women...so I guess it'd have to be some weird fem-slash crossover fic with a pregnancy fetish. Ew...I think I just grossed myself out a little.
Can you rec any fic(s) about Nine (Inuyasha)?
Oh my GOD YES. A few which I've written, and then those jewels that my friends have found and rec'ed. So let's see, Transcending a Dynasty, Facets of a Living Jewel, and there's this one where Hojo goes down the well...I can't remember what the hell it's called but it's frickin' hilarious.
Would Two (Robin) and Six (Sheena) make a good couple?
OH MY GOD IT'S THE CRACKED OUT NUN/NINJA PAIRING. Rule 34 wins the day!
Five/Nine (Zelos/Inuyasha) or Five/Ten (Zelos/Sesshoumaru)? Why?
XD They're both total hair whore pairings. (Trav, I do believe they're right up your alley!)
What would happen if Seven (Tamaki) walked in on Two (Robin) and Twelve (Beckett) having sex?
He'd probably have an epic nosebleed and then run from the room and pretend he never saw anything and be in denial about it until the day he died.
Make up a summary for a Three/Ten (Alucard/Sesshomaru) fic.
Oh my GOD. Well, you have the immortal vampire vs. the immortal great demon, which means there's a lot of posturing and a lot of, "I know you're cool but I'm going to ignore how cool you are because I don't care, and I don't care that you don't care that I know that you know that I know..."
And then surprize butt secks. But I'm not sure who's seme and who's uke. Maybe they switch it up?
Is there any such thing as One/Eight (Amon/Haruhi) fluff?
I don't know if anyone's cracked out enough for a WHR/OHSHC crossover. I know I'M not.
Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve (Tamaki/Beckett) hurt/comfort fic.
Um...Cuffs of Love. idk, the Castle/Ouran verses should never cross. Ever.
What kind of plot device would you use if you wanted Four (Seras) to deflower One (Amon)?
Vampires of lust and a seriously misplaced witch hunter. Oh, the horror. And hilarity, I'm sure. Because knowing Seras, she'd be horribly self-conscious the ENTIRE TIME.
Does anyone on your friends list read Seven (Tamaki) slash?
I've read Tamaki slash. XD And I'm sure some of the others on f-list have wandered into that realm as well.
Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven (Castle)?
Er...not that I know of. But I could also be wrong.
Would someone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five (Robin/Seras/Zelos)?
That depends on if anyone on my f-list also follows WHR, Hellsing AND ToS. The witch/vampire pairing I can see, but tossing Zelos into the mix? Pffffft. Yeah, I don't think it'll ever happen.
What might Ten (Sesshomaru) scream at a moment of great passion?
"Behold the power of this Sesshoumaru!" XDDDD
If you wrote a song-fic about Eight (Haruhi), which song would you choose?
The same song I used for the AMV about her, "I'll Try" by Jonatha Brooke. Basically about her trying to see the world from Tamaki's point of view.
If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic (Amon/Sheena/Beckett), what would the warnings be?
Contains supernatural, ninja and bondage action. HA.
What might be a good pick-up line for Two (Robin) to use on Ten (Sesshoumaru)?
"Go out with me or I'll torch you." XDDD
When was the last time that you read a fic about Five (Zelos)?
I honestly can't remember the last time I went cruising for ToS fic. I should check AFF though, and see if I can find some smut.
If Three (Alucard) and Seven (Tamaki) get together who tops?
OHMYGOD Alucard is totally on top, because Tamaki is too much of a wimp to establish dominance.
Would Eleven (Castle) sleep with Nine (Inuyasha)? Drunk or Sober?
NO BECAUSE CASTLE WOULD KILL HIMSELF FIRST, OR TOSS INUYASHA INTO THE STREET.
"One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one night-stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve. One then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Three." What title would you give this fic? Name three people on your friends list who might read it. Name one person who should write it.
"Amon and Inuyahsa are in a happy relationship until Inuyasha suddenly runs off with Seras. Amon, broken-hearted, has a hot one night-stand with Castle and a brief unhappy affair with Beckett. Amon then follows the wise advice of Zelos and finds true love with Alucard."
XDDDDDD
Title: Of Witches, Vampires and Other Things that Go Bump in the Night
Three People who would read it: Stephanie, the queen of finding the "WTF" of the interwebz, particularly cracked out yaoi pairings. Irk and Char, because Steph would have to share the WTF-etude and then ruthlessly mock it.
One Person Who'd Write it: I don't know. I kind of want to take a crack at it. I think it'd be great pr0n.
How would you feel if Seven/Eight (Tamaki/Haruhi) was canon?
I do believe that they are now officially cannon. Which I LOVES SO MUCH ZOMG SO CUTE.
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